it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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