rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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