I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
are you still at the devil's house?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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