google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't think brook has ever known best
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
