Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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