Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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