whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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