your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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