Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
