I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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