I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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