Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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