i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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