I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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