My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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