This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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