Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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