She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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