so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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