dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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