Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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