i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Couch. On fire.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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