The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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