Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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