I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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