Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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