It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize
