I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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