there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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