if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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