I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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