This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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