yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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