Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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