this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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