I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
even my farts smell like vagina
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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