Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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