Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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