We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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