She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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