I'm eating all of the evidence.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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