he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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