Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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