oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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