she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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