Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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