Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
