Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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