so that wasnt chicken after all
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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