Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Randomize
