my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Sorry my hands just texted you
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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