I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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