Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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