I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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