I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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