i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize