Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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