he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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