why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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